Trust In the Lord, but back up your computer
Do not ride on the bus if the driver has a white cane.
There will always be a hard drive crash.
The wise man keeps his tank above empty. The fool pushes below the E.
Make your boss happy and he will make you happy.
Do not ever trust a commercial.
Guard your mouth when you go to an all-you -can-eat buffet.
A wise man reads the directions
A fool tries to figure it out for himself
A slothful man never drives his car
Because he is afraid of an accident.
The fear of the Lord is greater than wikipedia
A wise man fills his IRA
A fool fills his home with junk.
It is better to live in a refrigerator box
Than with a Kardassian
Winning a friend
Is better than winning the powerball jackpot.
You have a neat house if you do not have a business
But you do not have any money either.
When a policeman pulls you over
Do not flip him off
But hold your tongue and take the ticket.
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